loading
reading
writing
saving
searching
Professional Listener for hire - Yes, for real. (Mesa)
QR Code Link to This Post
No advice. No judgment. Just someone who actually listens.
In a world where everyone talks but nobody hears anything, I offer something simple and weirdly rare: I listen to you on purpose.
You talk.
I listen.
No “Have you tried yoga?”
No unsolicited life advice from a guy who once ate gas-station sushi.
Just genuine attention from a real human who won’t interrupt every 6 seconds.
Whether you want to:
• Vent about work
• Spiral about your ex’s new relationship
• Unload the “big stuff” you don’t tell anyone
• Or just practice talking out loud so you don’t explode emotionally at Costco…
…I’m here for it.
I’m not a therapist.
I’m not a coach.
I’m not here to fix you — I’m here to hear you.
What you can expect:
✔ A confidential space
✔ Zero judgment
✔ Someone fully present (no scrolling TikTok while you bare your soul)
✔ A listener who actually cares about what you’re saying, even if it’s “petty”
✔ Tangents, rants, and oversharing all welcome
What you won’t get:
✘ Advice
✘ Counseling
✘ “You know what you should do…”
✘ Me pretending to have my life perfectly together (spoiler: I don’t)
Sometimes you don’t need solutions.
Sometimes you don’t need feedback.
Sometimes you just need someone who hears you and says, “Yeah… I get it.”
That’s what I offer.
Human connection, minus all the noise.
If you’ve got words, I’ve got ears.
Sessions available now — your thoughts deserve airtime.
Options include phone calls, zoom calls, or in-person sessions. Email for details and pricing.