Am the only person that plays guitar in this shithole of a town or what? Can you take a small plastic thing and strike it across some metal wires on a piece of wood that's plugged into a 100 watt amp head? If you answered yes than we already have something in common. I'm in my late 40's and will probably die of some rare form of rectal cancer or wrap my Vespa around a telephone poll at 15 miles an hour as most do when they join AARP. It's only a matter of time before I'm driving to Country Kitchen to eat dinner at 2:00 in the afternoon. I just want to play some music before the good Lord takes me away with butt cancer.