Used landscaping bricks.
Take one, take all (for a price).
Let's make a deal.
1. doorstop
2. spider squisher
3. paperweight
4. trivet
5. water displacer for toilet tank
6. weights for Zottman bicep curls for wimps
7. stepstool (but, of course, never attempt to stand on the precarious small end)
8. window opener (closing will be problematic)
9. workbench for tiny projects
10. jewelry sales presentation surface for Navajos along Highway 89 (outdoors and ofttimes briskly windy)
11. modest car jack stand
12. percussion instrument
13. meme tambourine
14. bookends
15. interesting alternative for when more cow bell is demanded
16. murder weapon
17. gavel (but takes some practice - watch your fingers)
18. inexpensive and uncomplaining pet
17. coaster
18. javelina discourager
19. pestle for a square mortar
20. fake cellphone to talk on as you walk along the canal by yourself or eat alone at a restaurant because nobody likes you
21. concealed weapon
22. piss-poor boomerang
23. tiddlywinks for real men
24. small barbeque grill
25. ice pack when frozen
26. heat pack when heated
27. clothes iron
28. engrossing aquarium addition where fish can't hide
29. foot rest under desk
30. body sinker
31. material to build the third little pig's house
32. golf ball tee for professionals
33. vertical pencil stabilizer (need two)
34. canoe ballast
35. toe stubber for masochists
36. nightstand for cell phone
37. something to pass when extremely frightened
38. use to build a road to follow to the Land of Oz (these bricks are the wrong color though)
39. hold your hat down in a williwaw
40. tooth remover (works best for front teeth)
41. baton for a conductor who's dissatisfied with his orchestra
42. create thought-provoking rectangle(s) while sun-tanning
43. interpose between oneself and the sun during eclipses to prevent eye damage
44. balance on head to develop better posture
45. pocket them to counterbalance hyperkinetic suspenders
46. less grimy stocking substitute for coal at Christmastime
47. something to come down on you like a ton of
48, something to fill a suitcase with instead of ransom money to fool the kidnapper into thinking he hit the bigtime
49. a thing to brandish when your wife keeps asking you annoying plumbing questions during the game
50. sneaky ballast for anorexics when weighing in at the doctor's office
51. Monopoly token for when all the other players have hotels and you don't
52. Tarot cards for real psychics
53. hold down ends of architectural plans that have been curled up for 6 years because you always plan but never do
54. thought-provoking alternative to your child's birthday request for a cute stuffed animal to instill stoicism
55. freestanding tent stabilizers
56. keep on chalkboard tray for when you need to make that irritating noise but want to spare your fingernails
57. dominos for big boys
58. something to argue with
59. something to throw up toward a basketball hoop but miss by a country mile
60. drop one during open mic night at the comedy club
61. wrap in a paper bag and attempt to pawn off as a kilo of illicit substance
62. a learning tool to make intruders smart (pro tip - approach silently from behind)
63. puddle protection to a depth of an inch or so
64. backpack training ballast for your next Mount Whitney attempt
65. something to throw at the neighbor's vexatious drone
66. cannon ammunition for when the enemy's eye whites are clearly apparent
67. harmless prank to place at irregular intervals in bike path at night
68. replacement for the space-hogging frozen hotdogs at the back of your freezer for the last 15 years since you gave up meat
69. excellent listener
70. suitable material to erect a statue of Henry Clay
71. a thing to pair with à-brac to begin your implausible quest toward mastery of the French language
72. duct-tape one to the end of your cello bow and watch your forceful up-bows surpass Jacqueline DuPre's in the Elgar concerto
73. holster a couple before entering WalMarts in blue states that don't allow open carry (but keep your head on a swivel)
74. sneak a few in your swimsuit to win the stay underwater longest contest with your little brother
75. keep a few on hand to pop into a grizzly's mouth when charged
76. add one to soups and sauces to stymie that insufferable relative who always guesses the "secret ingredient"
77. substitute for the cue ball when you conclude that the game of pocket billiards has lost its allure
78. something to throw someone when they deserve a bigger, more unexpected and difficult surprise than a garden-variety curveball
79. substitute for bread crumbs on a windy day when the ravens are migrating to make sure you find your way back
80. add to smoothies to thicken the texture (and redden that weird green color that the spinach and Swiss chard cause)
81. use as a pillow when your insomnia kicks up so your real pillow will feel like heavy-eyed languor when you return to it
82. place at appropriate intervals on the new carpet and train the dog to walk on them to get to the kitchen when his paws are muddy
83. use two as chopsticks to show your visitors from Japan they ain't all that
84. draw a light bulb on one and hold it over your head whenever you want your wife to know you think you have a good idea without interrupting her
85. hold one in each hand when doing forward and backward arm circles for a tougher workout (careful with crossovers, though)
86. wrap sandpaper around one and use as a sanding block
87. straddle several across the gap above the refrigerator and its door to surprise and discourage nighttime fridge pirates
88. use a huge pile to recreate the Giza pyramid complex in your front yard and then apply for a cemetery permit
89. give your grandson a taste of what it means to be a grownup by playing with them when he pulls out his legos
90. set a few on the dashboard in your teenager's Mustang to slow him down in the turns
91. fill the small safe in your bedroom closet with them so that when you're robbed and it's stolen, you'll have the last laugh
92. place tofu on plate, stack another plate on top, and place several on top plate, to create tofu press - hold for 30 minutes
93. clap two together at jazz venues to show more appreciation than finger snapping
94. make your 2-year-old stand on 10 to reach the sink, to teach him what "be careful" means
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